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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via armadillo)

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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(via stay-ocean-minded)

cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: johnfkennedy, via acrylic)

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

(via baracknobama)

cuntinued:

School Holidays Expectations: Beach, parties, sleepovers, shopping

School Holidays in Reality: Laptop and food in bed.

(via baracknobama)

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

(via pizza)

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